某天夜裡
一名裸男叫了一輛計程車
女司機目不轉睛盯著他看
裸男大怒，罵：「你他媽的沒見過裸男呀!」
女司機也大怒：「我看你他媽的從哪裡掏錢! 」
有個老頭去看醫生，告訴醫生他的腸胃有問題。
醫生問他：「你的大便規律嗎？」
老頭說：「很規律，每天早上八點鐘準時大便。」
醫生說：「那麼，你還有什麼問題？」
老頭說：「問題是，我每天早上九點鐘才起床。」
一位救生員向...
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A man and his young son go into the doctors, " Doctor, doctor- my son has just swallowed a camera!"
The doctor looks at him and replies, " Well, leave it a few days and see what dev...
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.
His last minute plea for clemency to the go...
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I'm usually good at logical puzzels/riddles, and i'm trying to help a mate solve this one:
Jeremy lives on the 10th floor in a block of flats. Every day on his way home from work, he gets the ...
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Two Kiwi's are working on a building site in Auckland.
Phul (Phil) & Muck (Mick). Anyway Phul turns to Muck
& says,
'Cawww I've gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere
to go, eh.'
'Walk...
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A little kid asks his father,
"Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks,
"Daddy, is God black or whi...
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Man walks into a shop and says " Gis a kit kat chunky "
Lady behind the counter produces a kit Kat Chunky to which the man replies,
"I wanted a nomal kit Kat you fat bitch"...
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Little red riding hood was skipping through the woods when all of a sudden she sees the big bad wolf crouched behind a tree
"oooohhhh what big eyes you have mr big bad wolf ??all the better t...
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unus...
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What does a court appearance and a 69 have in common?
one slip of the tongue and your in the sh*t!
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LiveVideo.com: Burning Slip'n Slide
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For those unaware, the States have several televised court shows where people sue others on national TV.
This clip of a show is about Judge Judy just destroying an eBay scammer. If you've ever bou...
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still playing with fire i see.
nice shoes.
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There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana...
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go f...
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as told to me by mawk.
Try to come up with the answer on your own.
The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.
One is walking a tight rope between two skys...
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