I won a book tonight at a bookstore cocktail party. It is a book of quotes and I found this one in it that I thought JBJ might get a bang out of; in fact he was my first thought when I read it:
If there is anything the nonconformist hates wo...
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We just had our third one in one hundred year flood this year, last night. Did we piss off a deity? There was 3ft of water on the road in front of my house and our neighbours houses looked like something from hurricane katrina ...
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After many years of being a faithful, if untrained companion, our beloved budgie Sprite died today. It's very sad and there have been tears. He never really got over the culture shock of our move, poor thing. He will be missed.
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Come on, I need a laugh!
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Well would ya?
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Following on from Blunty's hilarious thread, I wanna hear about those roots so dead you went to sleep during or nearly died of boredom.
Mine was actually an egomaniacal guy who turned out to have a 2inch penis and psychotic tendencies. In spi...
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I conducted a random letter campaign, where by I sent fictional letters to people forgiving them for things they never did.
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Okay folks, time to own up. Who is the biggest pervert on here? And I am not talking standard trollish pervesity, I am talk hiding-under-your-bed-masturbating-to-dirty-gym-socks-whilst-ogling-a-book-of-dog-breeds weird.
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I am very turned on by watching guys shave their faces. Do any of my fellow literotica perverts feel the same?
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Calling all haters. What is the stupidest thing anyone has ever said on this board?
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Kanye West needs to build a ladder so he can get up on over himself. Beyonce did not win, accept it. Why ruin someone elses day?
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I have this incredibly hot friend who just got turned down for sex by a guy who prefered to watch a DVD? What tha fuck? I thought all 25 year old guys would walk over their own grandmothers for string-free pussy?
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Literotica seems to be full of angry people who just want a fight or to dis others. I don't get it. Why be a dick when you can be friendly and make someone smile?
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Any Aussies on Literotica? Give us a hey! Give us and "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oy,oy,oy!"
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I absolutely love them. I can't stand the shaved up look that is promoted in the media. Anyone else with me?
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