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<description><![CDATA[Latest threads from "Humour"]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 15:22:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Are we in for the same?...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[King Arthur &amp; Guinevere...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those K...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Blondes...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[battle of the sexes...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said .. . You wear pants don't you? He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said Th...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Eight Words with Two Meanings...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ 1 THINGY (thing-ee) n.. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one'...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Manchester City Press Conference...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Allsorts ......]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Just clearing out emails, and came across these, so apologies if they have been posted recently ... Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now pho...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Little known facts......]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ ...about vp ilf Did you know that… Sarah Palin does not have 5 kids, she actually has 7. Their names are Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig, Chuck Norris, and Jack Bauer. Th...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[nem's dead...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Scott says: lo Scott says: its blade &amp; Konan B¿ØñÐï says: Hi guys Scott says: hi Scott says: u still flying planes these days B¿ØñÐï says: lol yes Scott says: u doin it p...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[what was this designer thinking?...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Why I love Craig's List...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ HENCHMEN NEEDED Date: 2008-08-05, 2:34PM BST 20-30 henchmen needed for moderately-sized supervillain organisation with large expansion potential (fortresses built into geological...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[One wish...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[and God created woman......]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ one day in the Garden of Eden Adam was moping around looking rather dissatisfied. God noticed this and came down to Adam and said &quot;Adam, why are you so glum? you have everything you could nee...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Skanger girl...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A SKANGER GIRL GOES TO THE COUNCIL TO REGISTER FOR CHILD BENEFIT 'HOW MANY CHILDREN?' ASKS THE COUNCIL WORKER? '10' REPLIES THE GIRL '10???' SAYS THE COUNCIL WORKER.. 'WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?' WAY...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Harry potter...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I was watching that Harry potter film the other day. Its a bit unrealistic. I mean a ginger kid with two friends. ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Millionaire's Body Released...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Police have now released the bodies of the Foster family killed in the Oswestry mansion arson. When asked why it had taken so long a police spokesman commented &quot;we had to wait for the bodies...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dumb tattoo #4,296...]]></title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Just a few!(not for the faint hearted)...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates where St.Peter said, &quot;You died in your sleep, Ralph....]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Friday Quickies 2...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A guy walks into a Dentist&#8217;s office. Dentist asks the guy what is the problem. Guy says, &quot;I'm a moth.&quot; Dentist says, &quot;You're a moth?&quot; ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Definitions...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ 1. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. 2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. 3. ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Odds and Ends...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. &quot;Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today....]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Ship...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ A bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found hims...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[McCains call to ask for Palins Help(funny)...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ John McCain asking Sarah Palin to join him on the Republican ticket This will make you laugh [http://xml.truveo.com/rd?i=2394224965&amp;a=4c86ff7dda1f7b769d520f50a4658f1d&amp;p=1&amp;q=id%3A23...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Friday Quickies...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ I missed a Jehovah's Witness at the front door this morning, which was really odd as I thought I had a clear shot ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me and my wife achieved simultaneous orgasms last night. ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[My Dog named Sex...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Lassie. I called mine Sex. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to ...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate>
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